Meet the Testicle Everyone is Talking About

Normally it’s Jesus or the Virgin Mary who show up in things. Usually toast or paintings or some kind of innocuous thing. But this guy, whoever he is – apparently shows up in testicle ultrasounds. And I for one welcome my new testicular overlord.

An unnamed 45-year old came in complaining of testicular pain and his subsequent scrotal ultrasound produced the image at right. The image of a face is unmistakable, though residents and staff at the Queens University in Ontario were divided as to exactly which deity this was.

testicleface1.png“A brief debate ensued on whether the image could have been a sign from a deity (perhaps ‘Min,’ the Egyptian god of male virility); however, the consensus deemed it a mere coincidental occurrence rather than a divine proclamation.”

Or so they think.

The man had his testicle removed and it was tested benign, no doubt a sign of the grace of our new benevolent nutsac ruler.

(Source: The Chronicle)